First of all hacking is like anal sex,all you're w0rk is trough the
backdoor,and hope you don't meet a log.
If you want not to be hacked u must use ULTRA PORT GUARD 2003,because
without it hackers can steal your children.
If you want to catch a hacker,you must wait until he is on your computer
and then you just disconnect from the internet and u'll trap him inside,thats
a g00d tip.
If you're stuck on your *nix b0x and you want to be a fuckin' 1337 h4x0r
you can try these:
"rm -rf /etc"
"rm -rf /root"
"rm -rf /home"
"shutdown -h now" (After these *hints you'll be 1337.)
If someone from 127.0.0.1 atempts to hack you all you have to do is to
send him a virus and it will be destroyed.
If you want maximum security you could always use netbsd,ppl are gonna
nmap you and see that it is a netbsd b0x,so they will think "that's a
propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe.
If you want to test your hacking skillz,in the next few hours make some
leet network diagnosis,meditate on the problem,consult the big book of
hardware,contact some oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls,and
the result ---> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING
And now is time for 1337 pray: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May
all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn
heaven.Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.And cut
us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they
act lame on us.Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z b0x when
we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could
keep the fedz off our backs, we'd appreciate it.For j00 0wn r00t on all our
b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
Why did i wrote this stewpid things about 1337 wannabe ? Because hacking
<--- knowledge and the knowledge ---> learning,and using someone else's
hacking to0lz/pr0gz does NOT makes j00 1337,just a p00r lam0r..like a
r0b0t,you don't know how shit works,you just know that shit works,nuthin'
more...learning and write hack pr0gz by yourself DOES makes you 1337.You
didn't expect that you'll find in here a 1337 diploma or sumthin'...didn't you
? Well,i have some bad newz for ya,you must RTFM,there is no other way.
Im sorry for my behavior,*maybe you'll thank me someday..anyway,atm you
can fuck off.